Ding-a-ling time!

When I was just a little manish boy
My grandmother gave me a cute little toy
With silver bells hanging on a string
I used to call it my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I used to play with my ding-a-ling (4x)

When I play my ding-a-ling in school
De teacher does beat me wid a rule
I would take my sling-shot and pull de sling
And shoot him smack in he ding-a-ling-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want to play with my ding-a-ling (4x)

You know, we have to teach de children to share.
When I was a little boy, I used to share.
I was a good boy, a proper good boy!

I remember de girl next door
We used to play house on de kitchen floor
She'd be de Queen, and I'd be de King
And I'd let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling.
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling (4x)

Some of you would say dis song is bad
But it's the cutest song I ever had
Those of you who would not sing
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling!
Your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling (4x)

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling (4x)